Hey, kids, it’s take to appear as the ceremonial cease to resurrect the unholy principle of , because those "Dude, you’re getting a need on your Dellphone!" ringtones aren’t prevalent to make themselves. What? He’s still alive? Okay, well, whatever the case, get him into the new margin stat because this week hint Dell’s iPhone KILLAH!!!1!!ONE!! exists and may be coming to a slang bullshit bin of technology near you soon. As for premature reviews, a BusinessWeek commencement said the phone was based on Android and is "pretty nice" but he wasn’t "that blown away" by it.
Wow! Can you discern the Dellmentum?! No? Maybe you should attempt. Vaguetastic! Speaking of the iPhone, if you sweet your rumors undetermined but "100 percent confirmed" (AAA+++ RATING! SHIPMENT RECEIVED ON TIME AND UNDAMAGED! WOULD BUY RUMORS FROM SELLER AGAIN!), then you’ll take pleasure in. Other than the not incredibly surprising incorporation of a U-verse commitment that will budget you to dominance your retirement community AT&T DVR, the holder of the "100 percent confirmed" rumor "100 percent confirms" that the next iPhone will be faster and have more features than the drift one. 100 percent for sure! The Macalope tends to ruminate what "100 percent confirms" this piece is the experience that it all reads in the manner of it was pulled while from Stan Sigman’s reminder cards.
The Macalope was odd with AT&T’s U-verse (motto: "We replaced ‘ni’ with a dash! Did you take in what we did there?!") so he surfed over to AT&T’s locate to corroborate it out and…well, frankly, he’s still not scrupulously steadfast what it is. But it’s textbook AT&T, because only an AT&T demo would invite you to "sit back and attain yourself at home". Um, the Macalope is at home, geniuses. Good lord.
Leaks are good! Rumors endure to whorl (any permissible line orient will ascertain you that rumors must always "swirl", have a weakness for anything that you’d procure in the WC bowl) about an Apple stone thingumajig coming later this year. An Australian costume called Smarthouse (and with a appoint adulate "Smarthouse", etc., etc. etc.) says (tip o’ the antlers to ).
For those not sociable with LG, it’s a Korean definite and the acronym is reputed to position for (presumably when surrounded by the furious thrill of electronic devices). Personally, the Macalope prefers the company’s enduring name, Lucky Goldstar, which come hell reminds him of the brute movies of his teen while also sounding match the name of a Viper pilot. Or a stripper. Or both. At any rate, LG should undoubtedly ixnay on the umorsray before Steve Jobs gets back if it wants to last in any way making screens for yet-to-be-seen Apple devices. Or lifestyle might not be so good.
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